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Hester wanted to find out if Darling's new dog had musical potential and booked an appointment with the vetinary violinery service.

"What your doggie needs is methylchloroisothiabonio 1,2,3."

"Will that make him musical?"

"We don't know - it's a risk you'll have to take. It's never been tested on animals."

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